Domenico, Domenico, Domenico.
Sorry, I am just so disturbed by the women this really decent, catch of an italian stallion has to pick from on this reality show it makes me want to sink my head into a bowl of steaming hot pasta sauce.
Here’s who is left: Kim – Fake hair, fake tits and has said something hateful about every other female on That’s Amore. Megan – Sweet, nice, guarded Megan. Talor – skinny as an Olsen twin and a model, who I swear I saw in a Fixadent commercial serving a plate of fruit – but i digress. Kathleen – ah, the virgin (NOT!!!) Kathleen …. we’ll get to her later! So there ya have it. 4 not so great girls for 1 really great guy.
On last nite’s show Michael (back-waxing) and the infamous Amanda from Tila Tequila make a guest appearance and surprise Domenico when they show up to help him uncover more dirt about these damsels. Amanda immediately wants to cock-block Domenico for Talor. She’s ready to do her there and then. Neither of them buys that Kathleen is a virgin (join the club). They both really like Kim (ok, so they’re not perfect). and of course, they like Megan – hard not to.
The girls are brought into a room and made to watch video clips of the other 3 girls confessing how they really feel about each other. It was all pretty much what we knew. No new news here. They all like each other even less than they already did before this and Kim and Megan come to heads with the fact that they hate each other. (i take Megan’s side on this one.)
In a go-cart race to win a date with Domenico, Kim and Talor have a distinct advantage as they are no strangers to this sport. In the end, and not before giving Megan a case of whip-blash, Kim wins the date. Hoorah. Now we have to watch her mack on Domenico.
Before the show is over Domenico has macked out with all the girls big time. Lots of tonsil hockey! But perhaps the most memorable, most replayed youtube and most-likely to be featured on Best Week Ever clip, is Kathleen’s Toe-Sucking demonstration on Domenico’s big piggy. Yes, this little virgin went down on his big toe like a pro! Poor Ashley probably got a hard-on just watching it. Now That’s A-Pornee!
Sadly, no amount of toe-sucking could keep Kathleen around for a trip to Italy and she and Talor were bid a fair Bonjourno! Leaving, you guessed it, the 2 arch enemies, Megan and Kim to duke it out Italian style in Naples when they go to meet Domenico’s parents and grandparents in the last show-down for the hot italian sausage.
I can only hope Ashley gets a girl out of this, because quite frankly Domenico’s conciliary – who is living in a trailer parked in front of the mansion – is far better suited to one of these trailer trash girls than sweet, noble Domenico. Maybe Kathleen is sucking his toes as we speak. All this Diva knows is that NO WAY IN HELL is Domenico finding his Bambina to spend the rest of his days with on this season of That’s Amore! And when this 2 minute, 2 bit relationship ends – Domenico, give me a call!
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