On last nite’s Rock of Love, Bret Michaels took the remaining 4 girls, Ambre (seemingly sane), Jessica (sweeter than sugar), Daisy (more fucked than a times square ho) and Destiney (a volcano waiting to blow) to sin city for some fun. What Bret got was a whole lot of drama instead. Daisy was at the epicenter. Being provoked and questioned repeatedly about her living situation with her 2-year ex in a 1 bedroom apt, Daisy slowly unravels her story and her emotions. We learn she had a miscarriage (or was it an abortion?), that she supports her deadbeat ex, that she “befriended” a fellow Poisoin bandee and that she can cry a river. Despite all the turmoil surrounding Daisy duke of tears, Bret has a thing for her – or maybe it’s 2 things (ie. her fake rack).
Ambre, who up to now has seemed somewhat level-headed, is losing it a bit. She got a little uppidity with Daisy and showed that she might not be the so nice Ambre we’ve grown to not despise like we do the rest.
On a group date to a golfing range where apparently it might go unnoticed if you were to have sex on the putting green, the girls show Bret just how they roll, i mean swing. Destiney had the most inventive strokes which resembled more of a dirty cheerleader routine than a game of golf. But kudos, use what you’ve got. Bret remained impressed with her until later in the show when she took offense to Daisy and ‘blew”. At elimination Bret told her she could cost him fans and more if he picked her and that is so NOT cool with the Bretster.
Meanwhile, good-ee-2-shoes Jessica is trying her best to prove to Bret that she can play with the big girls and that she doesnt need baby-sitting in the sandbox.
After Bret enlists BFF Heather for her opinion before elimination, he decides to send home the good girl. Bye- bye Jessica. Truly, you’re better off.
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